Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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