yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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