Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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