is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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