She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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