i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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