Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
it's like iHOP with fire
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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