were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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