Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
