Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
there is puke in my bra ... again
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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