whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
