"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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