And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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