she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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