There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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