forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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