all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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