That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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