I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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