hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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