You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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