Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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