I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Just high enough for therapy.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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