best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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