At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I could fuck to npr.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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