All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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