yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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