Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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