whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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