i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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