...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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