Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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