we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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