This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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