Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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