I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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