? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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