I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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