big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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