Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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