I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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