I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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