you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
