We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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