there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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