I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Randomize
