If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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