Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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