i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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