i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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